Do I like jeans? Not really. They aren't that comfortable and aren't that flattering. There is something I do love about wearing jeans - leather belts. I own two, just two belts. A brown and a black. Both are chunky, heavily buckled. The black one has rows of flat studs all over it. The brown one has a gold chain running through the centre. Both have an industrial-come-rock chick feel to them. Jeans. Meh. Belts. Yes. I've been waiting, ever so patiently, for someone to unbuckle my belt and pull it from the loops of my jeans. Fast, so it makes a swishing sound as it snakes out of the belt loops. Or slow, gently tugging the belt from its haven. Then what? Buckle in hand, a few loops around the fist, then across my bare arse. Leave me some stripes if you dare...
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